第2章 愤怒的吸血鬼 Angry Vampire（2/2）

“没错。而且，三天前我们所属的盗贼团遭到了围剿，逃出生天的只有我们姐妹二人，其他人都被送上了绞架。能和同伴们团聚也不错。”在后的那个姑娘也脱下了皮衣，露出了一身健美的棕红肉躯，“听说整个雪漫都去围观了她们的处刑。在成百上千双眼睛前赤身裸体的跳舞，最后还要失禁，我的天，这得多羞人……在这里被斩首，无人知无人晓的，倒也不错。”

“Indeed. Besides, the bandit group we were in were just destroyed. We are the only ones to escape. The rest of them were sent to the gallows. It is not bad to reunite with our friends.” The girl on behind took off her cloth too, revealing a bonny brownish red body. “I heard people from the whole Whiterun went to watch their execution. Dancing naked in front of hundreds of eyes, and piss themselves in the end, my goddess, how embarrassing was that… Got beheaded here, no body will see or know, it is not that bad.”

这大概就是瞎猫碰到死耗子吧。一切竟然如此的顺利，无需多费口舌，这两个女人几乎是帮着伊莎贝拉去说服她们自己接受死刑。带着一丝惊愕与好笑，伊莎贝拉看着二人连着鞋子一起脱净，然后捡起了刚才那个裸女丢下的等身大斧：“看得开就好。让我们快点开始吧，谁想做第一个？”

Such a good luck. It went so smoothly, without further talking, these two women are almost helping Isabella to convince themselves to get executed. With a bit of surprise and amusement, Isabella watched the two stripping off all the clothes including their shoes, and then picked up the man—high axe:” Glad you agreed, let us get started. Who wants to go first?”

白肤的那个女子率先走到了断头台前。她的脸庞在眼廓的高度画了一道红线，看上去有点凶恶。但透过红涂料去细看，你会发现女人的眉眼其实很柔和耐看。

The women with white skin led the way to the chopping block. Her face looked sinister with a red line drawn from her eyes. But through the red paint, if looked closely, it is easy to find that her eyes are actually soft and durable.

无需旁人的辅助与压制，女子自己跪了下来，将白皙的段脖颈放在了斩首木墩上。

Without the aid and oppression of anyone else, the women knelt down by herself, and stretched her neck onto the wooden chopping block.

自恶龙来袭之后，这个断头台便一直被尘封，直到今日才得以再尝鲜血。

Since the dragon’s attack, the chopping block has been shrouded in dust, and never tasted any blood until today.

伊莎贝拉将斧头高举过头：“有什么遗言吗？“

Isabella held the axe above her head:” Any last words?”

女强盗眨了眨眼，“你的手艺没问题吧？”

The bandit winked:” Is your craft all right?”

伊莎贝拉笑了笑，然后将斧头用力劈下。只听咔嗤一声脆响，如同迸裂了一个西瓜，强盗的头便脱离了标志的肉身，翻滚着落到了地上。无头的躯体过电似地一挺，然后便硬硬地倒向一旁，修长的手足缓缓舒展开，而断颈处则烟花似的一股股地绽放这鲜血。伊莎贝拉捡起了女子的脑袋，那脑袋似乎还活着，丰润的嘴唇微微颤抖，似乎想说些什么。

Isabella smiled, and then chopped down hard. With a crack sound, like breaking a watermelon, the bandit’s head left her sexy body, rolled onto the ground. Her headless body stiffened like having through electricity, and then fell to one side. Her slender limbs slowly unfurled, and blood bursting out from her neck like fireworks. Isabella picked up her head, which seemed to be alive, and her lips quivered slightly, as if trying to say something.

“放心，没问题。”伊莎贝拉冲着那人头笑道。

“Don’t worry, no problem.” Said Isabella, smiling at the head.

闻言，那人头的眼睛眨了眨，嘴角扯起了一个微笑，然后瞳孔便黯淡了下去。

Hearing that, the eyes of the head winked, with a smile on the corners of her lips, and then the pupils dimed down.

伊莎贝拉将人头扔回了断头台前的篮筐里，“轮到你了。”

Isabella dropped her head back into the basket in front of the copping block. “ Your turn.”

无需多言，棕红肤色的女子也站到了断头台后。

No more talking, the women with brownish skin stand beside the chopping block.

“没有任何遗言，卫兵小姐。希望你日后的军旅生活顺利。”说罢，女孩便将脑袋搁在了断头墩上。

“No last words, Ms guard. I wish you a well military life in the future.” After she finished, the girl putted her head on the block.

她比另一个强盗要年轻一些，性格也更活泼。如果不是盗贼，她绝对会吸引不少男生的注意。可惜……

She is younger than the other bandit, while having a livelier personality. If she is not a bandit, she will definitely attract many boys. What a pity…

伊莎贝拉举起了斧头，却没有急着劈落。：

Isabella raised the axe, but did not hasten to chop:

“告诉你个秘密，强盗小姐——其实我不是什么卫兵，我是个吸血鬼。”

“Tell you a secret, Ms bandit—I am not a guard, I am a vampire.”

“什么？”

“What?”

女孩话音未落，斧头早已从天而降，如同切黄瓜一般斫断了她脆弱的脖颈。女孩的脑袋就这样带着一脸的惊诧滚到了篮筐里，和她的大姐头撞在了一块。

Even before the girl finished, the ax fell from the sky, chopped her fragile neck like a cucumber. Her head rolled into the basket with surprise, hitting her elder sister’s head.

望着女孩的无头尸体跌落尘埃，伊莎贝拉舒了一口气。自己的院里的“小飞虫”终于被解决了。

Watching the headless body feel into dust, Isabella breathed a sigh of relief. The “bugs” in her home was finally taken care of.

原始地址：https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=1330261

或者：https://www.pixiv.net/novel/series/1330261

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